Fearless Critic restaurant review
Austin
Five Guys
Meat haiku
To commune with flesh.
To feel it fall like pleasure
from your lips. Five Guys
strips your hunger raw.
Hedonistic animal
possessed. Get some now.
Five Guys gets you in
your gut. Feeds your empty with
hope and calories.
The whole room is bare.
Ordering is like high school.
It doesn’t matter.
Get yours like we get
ours: Two plump patties, cheese, stuffed
between seeded buns.
The secret is the
better bread. Buttery sweet.
Changing everything.
Like a meat grilled cheese
Candies drip. And forbidden flesh
(bacon) taut and crisp.
You can never get
enough. You will never get
enough. Die happy.
(Guest review by Lil’ G)
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