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Fearless Critic restaurant review
Houston
Food
Feel
Price
8.5
7.5
$105
Steakhouse
Upmarket restaurant

Hours
Mon–Thu 5:00pm–10:00pm
Fri–Sat 5:00pm–11:00pm

Features Date-friendly, good wines
Bar Beer, wine, liquor
Credit cards Visa, MC, AmEx
Reservations Accepted

www.pappasbros.com

Galleria
5839 Westheimer Rd.
Houston, TX
(713) 780-7352
Pappas Bros. Steakhouse
As stuffy as a powdered wig, but the dry-aging and wine list we dig

We still think this a hoax

Whose tab would make even sheiks choke.

But lately we find a slight change of mind:

This steak’s gotten better, no joke.

The Prime beef is in-house dry aged,

The well-marbled ribeye’s the rage.

Wagyu’s quite pricey; the taste difference is dicey

But you probably won’t care at this stage.

The kitchen’s still somewhat impaired—

Oversalted and creamed everything, squared—

But they cook a good meat, medium-rare’s no small feat.

Still, the mark-up is grossly unfair.

The wine list deserves our redress

You can drink well for considerably less.

Better’s not darker; ignore Robert Parker!

Ask which bottle the som would suggest.

The service is kind and attentive

It should be: this place is expensive!

We’re still somewhat jaded, but can be persuaded.

(If you’re paying we won’t be so plaintive.)

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