Are you a vegetarian or vegan, but also a bad-ass? Do you like black walls, Battlestar Galactica, and Field Roast? Then come on down to Georgetown Liquor Company, a hipster-anointed hard-drinking den where the microbrews are on tap and the ham is surrounded by quotation marks. Um, but don’t come if you’re a youngster—this place is a bar and no one under 21 is allowed in.

Georgetown Liquor is very Georgetown. It looks like 10 drunk geeks pooled all of their dorm-room junk, threw in some booths and a bar, and turned out the lights. There’s a sandwich called “The Frac” and an appetizer called “Obi-Won-Ton.” (No funny names for the salads, though. Is salad not inherently funny?) There are also arcade games and old Ataris.

But seriously, folks, the food’s good. Although split pea and “vegan ham” soup is nothing special (are you surprised?), the soup of the day is often something simple but well executed, like carrot ginger. Sandwiches are excellent: the above-ridiculed “Frac” is certainly a winner, delightfully combining apricot chutney, lentil-sage Field Roast (an imitation meat), brie, arugula, and roma tomatoes on ciabatta.