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Fearless Critic restaurant review
Houston
Food
Feel
Price
6.5
7.5
$40
Mexican
Upmarket restaurant

Hours
Mon–Thu 11:00am–10:00pm
Fri–Sat 11:00am–11:00pm
Sun 11:00am–9:00pm

Features Date-friendly, delivery, live music, outdoor dining
Bar Beer, wine, liquor
Credit cards Visa, MC, AmEx
Reservations Accepted

www.cantinalaredo.com

West Houston
11129 Westheimer Rd.
Houston, TX
(713) 952-3287
Cantina Laredo
Mega-chain Tex-Mex that’s got nothing on our home-grown originals

Although Cantina Laredo is a subsidiary of the shivers-inducing Consolidated Restaurant Operations, of Spaghetti Warehouse fame, designers have done an okay job of avoiding that chain-restaurant feel; although furnishings are trendified, they still manage to feel soothing and intimate, especially the cozy two-person booths. Lighting is dim, and there’s a certain pleasant bustle to the space. But the unavoidable chain bugaboos are also there: seemingly high staff turnover, an increasingly impersonal experience, and sketchy execution.

Good, strong, not overly sweet margaritas are the highlight of the bar. Guacamole prepared tableside is a pointless gimmick (if it were made in the kitchen, chefs could taste how undersalted it is—imagine!). Queso, too, is uneven. We are, however, fans of the “Camarón Poblano Asada” with sautéed shrimp, mushrooms, onions, and jack cheese all stuffed inside a grilled poblano pepper, which is then wrapped in a tenderized carne asada steak. It sounds like overkill, but it’s cheesy and harmonious. Order steaks rare, and they come juicy and delicious. Watery spinach enchiladas and fairly dry mole enchiladas are much less impressive, more in line with your expectations for an out-of-town chain. And bland rice is another weakness.

Cantina Laredo’s vibe and décor are yup-and-coming all the way, with woods polished to a high shine, indirect lighting, and a museum-like quality that makes you afraid to touch anything. If that's how you like your Mexican food.