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Fearless Critic restaurant review
Burgers, American
Counter service

Daily 11:00am–10:00pm

Features Kid-friendly
Bar None
Credit cards Visa, MC


Capitol Hill
1825 Eye St. NW
Washington, DC
(202) 223-2737

Capitol Hill
13th St. NW and F St. NW
Washington, DC
(202) 393-2135
Mon–Fri 11:00am–7:00pm
Sat 11:00am–4:00pm

13th and F St. NW
Washington, DC
(202) 393-2135

Five Guys
Meat haiku

To commune with flesh.

To feel it fall like pleasure

from your lips. Five Guys

strips your hunger raw.

Hedonistic animal

possessed. Get some now.

Five Guys gets you in

your gut. Feeds your empty with

hope and calories.

The whole room is bare.

Ordering is like high school.

It doesn’t matter.

Get yours like we get

ours: Two plump patties, cheese, stuffed

between seeded buns.

The secret is the

better bread. Buttery sweet.

Changing everything.

Like a meat grilled cheese

Candies drip. And forbidden flesh

(bacon) taut and crisp.

You can never get

enough. You will never get

enough. Die happy.

(Guest review by Lil’ G)

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